You could pretty much buy Wrexham with the change down the back of the sofa 

My ex was mad on true crime and serial killers, but couldn’t stomach a horror movie.

I talked to Prof Brian Cox on twitter about this and we agreed that you can still watch it, know how it turns out, and it's still incredibly tense. Same with the original footage. Watch the original broadcast and when the astronauts go silent, even though you know they're fine, it's nerve shredding 

Zombie Carol Fuckin' Baskin

Is having "The Gambler" playing over the trailer for a Vegas, zombie, heist movie the laziest, hackiest, most Zack Snyderiest thing ever? 

Dracula’s just being a Dick.

So he's done playing Lex Luthor? 

They should have their carpets liberally strewn with lego when they get up to go for a piss in the night

Do the daughters of the confederacy all wear massive hoop skirts, drink mint juleps, and bemoan the negro problem? 

I saw Tyson's tweet and thought "no, the point is that science doesn't care whether you believe in it or not" big difference 

If I want to show my penis to random people I'll hang out in the park, like my father, and his father before him

Me too. I like John Kraszinski

I say we take off. Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure

Not necessarily. In England recently there has been much furore over destroying statues of slave traders/owners, general warmongers etc. I realised that, as much as I consider myself an old Labour lefty, I knew nothing about these people. The true history of this country is buried by the education system. 

The tabloids will savage her if she attends the funeral because she would be "attention seeking" and savage her if she doesn't attend for being heartless and self centred. 

Surely if you were shopping and saw a bag of food moving you would assume it was rodents/roaches and call management? 

ReedSir and SusanMum

You're the king when it comes to sham posturing Reco baby! 

My take is that the guy has done little of note since Scream and has a mortgage 

If he does that without permission, call the cops