I am having trouble believing that the phrase, "No, they can't handle it. Lohan can," has ever been uttered by someone in a professional capacity. Try to imagine it.

This episode goes in the "loved it but will never watch it again" file. Well, except for the last few minutes. I had been anxiously awaiting the virginity talk and was not disappointed.

I think "menace wrapped up with something something sexual" is the most succinct and accurate description of Black Jack Randall I have seen.

Good knee porn. Still doesn't supplant my favorite knee porn, though.

To paraphrase a non-spoilery quote that had better appear in a future episode, I ask: "Does it ever stop? The wanting [to see Jamie's ass]?"

Answer: nope.

Oh, man. I love science.

Patti is absolutely crushing it in the Tonys clip. So is Mandy Patinkin. You know what isn't crushing it? Peron's Eastern European accent. Does he know where Argentina is?

Who cares if the victim could not cooperate and fled the country? This is a perfect opportunity for victimless prosecution. The police witnessed a good deal of his behavior, as did his ex's boyfriend. Dropping the charges is a cowardly move by the prosecutor and a misuse of prosecutorial discretion.

I will miss seeing your writing here. I have appreciated your irreverence and wit. The way that you can deploy comedy and poignancy in one breath has made me catch mine more than once. Thanks for knowing when to give a shit and when to not give a fuck.

Cyan says: "High performance athlete. Yeah... in sumo wrestling, maybe."

I'm interested in the millionaire part of this criticism. Once famous enough and rich enough, some comedians stop really creating and start just reminding people that they are a "funny person" via terrible and lazy jokes. It is the laziness of Ricky Gervais (and others) that offends me. "Punching up" is difficult and…

The fuck, Dr. Ruth!? You taught me about consent and being comfortable with and in charge of my sexual being. Did you forget?

I think I may have to refer to myself as "formerly heterosexual" after watching that video. Rhythmic dick flopping - that's apparently my breaking point.

Having just finished the first book and having an idea of where things are going, I am so excited for (1) forthcoming smut, (2) seeing how some of the more troubling parts of the book, which were hard to read even with the power as a reader to control the visual, are dealt with in a visual medium, and (3) to discuss…

I just finished the first book this weekend, and I was wondering the same thing. Since I started the adaptation started to air, I have been thinking about how it will all play out on the screen on my mind as I've been reading.

I was elated to read this decision yesterday. Importantly, the government conceded to a number of the main elements needed to come to this decision. They conceded that the litigant was a member of a "particular social group" and that she "suffered past harm rising to the level of persecution." That's nearly the entire…

That won't happen based solely from this decision. It would need to be expanded. I read the decision today because I do immigration work as a domestic violence attorney. The first step to asylum is being part of a "particular social group." The class must be shared by people with an immutable characteristic. In this…

"Our academy is more diverse than ever before, both in front of and behind the camera, resulting in a greater diversity of storytelling," he stated as the audience hooted as a result of the accomplished Latina actress's butt finally being in full view on her actual literal rotating pedestal. "Thank you, thank you," he…

I'm a lawyer for a domestic violence shelter. What follows is paraphrased testimony from one of my cases where the batterer was a cop (not uncommon at all).

I was at a bonfire the other day and happened to glance at some well-built dude with stubble and shaggy hair. I couldn't figure out for the life of me why he was wearing a shirt in the firelight. My pectoral conditioning appears to be complete as well.