Look at it MOVE.

It is structured and swishy at the same time. It is a dream.

I would pay good money to forget about Shia LaBeouf.

Heavens. I am glad that his love was reciprocated, but I do miss that chauffeur uniform.

This is an example of why the nude thing makes me crazy - these wrinkles and the obvious boob cups.

For crying out loud. Whoever posted that 1990 photo is an adult with a college education who (1) took a photo in blackface in 1990, (2) still has the ability to locate said photo in 2014, and (3) did so of his own free will (4) in an effort to "support" current racist frat people.

This looks like something out of the pirate ship in the middle of a ren faire.

I have enjoyed her as Mary, even with the plot twist that hasn't come to America and shall therefore not be spoken of here. Also, I am all for representations of intimate friendships between men. There aren't nearly enough.

His amazing face is naturally set to "brood." I swoon.

I am suspicious of the brackets around [Kristen]. I think the original quote is probably that he was in love with "her," leaving some vagueness that indicates a certain actor-ly process. Considering that he was and is still married, this seems like a more fair representation. Buzzfeed's clickbait machine isn't exactly…

I'm eating popcorn that I didn't finish at the movies last night. I'm drinking wine that I just found in the back of the fridge.

I think the issue with this and that patterned dress from the Emmy's is the location of the waist line. It is in the middle of the two good options for her.

Much positive, this story. Much positive.

"Fell pregnant" is one of my favorite pieces of British English. It just seems so passive, even more so than "became pregnant," which at least speaks to some kind of process.

Oh, shit. Sarah Palin is going to straight up shoot these cats from a helicopter.

The fact that this thing is sponsored by Wal-Mart makes all the sense in the goddamn world.

Did it seem to anyone else like Carrie Underwood's tears during Climb Every Mountain were real tears of awe and amazement? She looked almost frightened.

Carrie Underwood's acting is going to murder me.

Does this mean no marionette goatherds?

This Liesl is much more age-appropriate, but the performance of 16 going on 17 is reminding me of exactly how hot Charmian Carr was as Liesl.