It is a play on words, like if you asked Sarah Palin what her opinion was on the "debt ceiling" and she responded that she "loves dead seallings."

There are two things very wrong with this statement.

Whoa. I had put off my "Watch the rest of Veronica Mars" project until after the bar exam. It was supposed to be my treat for studying for eight hours a day for the last two months. Between this and the price increase, I am starting to have my feathers ruffled.

At the beginning of each episode, it says, "Melissa and Joey is filmed in front of a live television audience." You must not have been the only one who hated the laugh track.

I will come out of the Melissa and Joey closet with you. It is enjoyable fluff and can be pretty funny. It doesn't try to be any more than the personality sitcom that it is.

Maybe they're thinking that the added wrinkle of Palin trademarking the name made it "newsworthy?"

As if we needed further proof that Celebrity Rehab isn't about helping people. I guess having everyone searching for her and her ending up on the roof makes for better TV, but there were cameras, which were being operated by human beings, following her that entire time. If anyone was actually fearful for her safety,…

I am with you. Jay Leno is a complete hack.

The video of this is here from 11:00 - 13:00, if anyone is interested.

Not creepy at all! More like awesome and completely tailored to its function. Cats are paragons of evolution. Their tongues are perfectly evolved for grooming their fur, their eyes and nose are are perfectly evolved for hunting, and their muscles and bone structure perfectly evolved for catching prey. They have…

This totally creeped me out, too.

At our family July 4th picnic, my mother, who left the Democratic party because it wasn't progressive enough for her, ran out in a thunderstorm because one of the cheap little tiny flags that were stuck in the ground lining the sidewalk up her her brother's house had blown over and was starting to get mud on it.

Jeez, "a grasping organ used for mating" put me off for a moment there. Apparently, I prefer my sex organs non-grasping.

Oh, see, I love portmanteaux. As a matter of fact, the name of my pub trivia team is "Natalie Portmanteau Shoes."

I love when she is starting to get angry and checks herself, saying, "I would really be grateful if..."

He is totally smugly. It is like fugly, only worse.

Ron Paul believes that gay marriage should be decided by the states individually. That is not the same thing as supporting gay marriage full-stop. Civil rights should not be dictated by the state in which you live.

I absolutely LOVE musicals, and I think if I don't get to see this one soon, I might die. But if I pay the $900 per ticket price that the scalpers are charging, I will almost certainly die (of a lack of food and shelter), so I am waiting for a little while until prices go down. It stinks, though, as I would love to…

She is a partner in a larger law firm (Allred, Maroko, and Goldberg), so I imagine that the work gets spread around among the other lawyers, with Ms. Allred taking most of the on-camera time.