Ass fraggle is my new jam.

Her hair is doing the Conan thing. It just keeps bobbing back and forth.

Longest and least funny open ever.

@vikkybee: I don't think so.

@vikkybee: Does the museum have any special or off-beat exhibits that you can note and indicate some kind of connection to?

@Flames, on the side of my face: OMG, I may have to have a Christmas list this year just so I can put that on it!

No matter how old I get (and I am now 30), using a remote control to turn things on and off makes me feel a little bit like a wizard.

@vikkybee: I hate them, too! I try to focus on being a good fit with the place, rather than straight-out selling myself.

@deitybox: Let me know how it works for you. If you need any tips or tricks, feel free to ask.

@curiousgeorgiana: Oh, jeez! That is awful. My other two exams (my other classes are a clinical and a writing class, so only three exams this semester) are open book, thank goodness. Though I still have a lot of work to do on my 30-page research paper for the writing class. So there's that...

@daftdandelion: Actually, I like chocolate better when it is frozen! There's no saving me.

@deitybox: Have you tried the pomodoro method?

@LionAndUnicorn is Rosie Retrospection: Dog training coupons. A week or so ago, my puppies barked at a child who was coming out of the funeral home that is kitty-corner from my apartment. He just started crying harder, and I realized that some amount of intervention was needed.

@trikota: I have it on good authority that feminists are allowed to like not getting shit on our clothes as we cook. We are also allowed to like cooking. Or so I am told. ;)

@azure8011: For me, it is Narcissus by Caravaggio. I saw in it person in Rome, and it struck me as a unique challenge for an artist. How do you paint someone whose mythology is all about their beauty? Someone who should be universally beautiful?

@Na zdrowie: They are so lucky to have you, and you are so lucky to have them! I'll hold you and the kitties in the light.

@so it goes: That is some sort of trickery by your parents. No fair.

@PrettyPrettyPrincess: I think starting the (not-during-sessitimes) conversation with something like, "You're so big that I like being on top because it can be uncomfortable if I can't control the pace..." will both start the conversation on a bit of a positive (big!) and also make it clear that the consequences to…

I totally bought these chocolate chips to make cookies for the upcoming feastly holidays. But now they are in a resealable bag on the side table (out of reach of the dogs, but within the reach of the willpowerless human) and about half of them are gone.

@curiousgeorgiana: My exam period is three weeks long, yet all of my exams are in the first week. The first one (Employment Law) is closed book and on the first day of the exam period, so I only have one day between the end of classes and that exam to actually study.