I am pretty sure the Ten Commandments is going to remain the best Bible movie I will ever see. Because Yul Fuckin' Brenner.

For a moment there...

Some one said Zidane, so....

It could only end in chaos.

Uh... in my head this was funnier, less disturbing...

I really hope this is a skin in the game.

Ah, I see we have another devoted scientist here!

I've read a few novels from several different genres of erotica, some involving pretty hardcore BDSM, but even I wouldn't go anywhere near these.