So basically, what you're saying is this is like any episode from Season 4 of Community?

if you had these when you were a kid...then your swag is probably a year or two away from peaking the fuck out.

Actually, they can't, unless they are willing to self-report a violation for "impermissible fecal delicacies"

SWTOR

I don't know that it's my favorite favorite, but Borderlands had a pretty great opening that was succinct, catchy, and a good impression of what you were about to get.

So you're saying I need to buy a dozen boxes of ice cream sandwiches?

We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!

Very true, very ambitious with the open-world top-down perspective combined with the FPS indoor missions. I loved it as a kid but found it extremely difficult! Remember not having a clue what to do!

Nope, the SNES game was fantastic, and anyone who says otherwise is clearly wrong (he says, through highly rose tinted glasses)

SO. MUCH. STREETPASS!!!

I love Alien 3. Imagine the masterpiece it could have been without all of the studio interference.

THIS is what Wonder Woman is supposed to look like.

Also, in my searches for maybe an image of the alter, I found this tumblr: http://shittymagicalters.tumblr.com/

But not the game as a whole, one aspect of this mediocre game is actually better than most other games in the same genre.

Haters gonna hate, and get rolled up in my awesome Katamati :P

In the first 30 to 40 seconds or so of the trailer I started thinking, "whoa...this might not actually be as terrible as I thought..." then they started talking to megan fox on the rooftop, and they sounded a little weird, but hey, they made a batman reference, so okay...then michaelangelo started coming off more…

Or they're just dicks.

Don't get me wrong, I'll watch it, and may end up liking it for what it is. And I get that characters can't go as dark on broadcast TV (though slowly TV's getting better about that in fits and starts); Maria Hill is certainly a much more morally gray character in the comics than in the MCU/AoS. But John is a much more…

Fun possibility: 'daughter of an old friend' - she's Zatanna.