I read the title as “Attitude training mask” , and for a moment thought that was a thing. Can we make it a thing?

Because any 8 year old who gets up at that time is probably in military school. Duh.

This, exactly.

GRAPHICS Interchange Format. Is he out of his ***** mind?

Espresso / Escape / Especially / Et cetera

$25000 for a minuet? How much for dancing a jig?

LSD helps

The article is not about acquaintances you always see but about one-time chance encounters that you'd like to see again. Like people you meet in a queue, in a waiting room, etc. and this is the only chance you have of maybe starting a friendship.