Totally fair, this would not be journalism in the newsworthy sense but I feel like it would still fall in the realm of opinion journalism. I agree there is a huuuuuge difference in how the two are handled and the flexibility added when you write in this style vs. other styles.
I will gladly take a hit for being…

wow.  just wow.

Honestly “I know you are, but what am I?” seems about all the effort talking to you is worth.
You came to me offering nothing in the realms of real conversation, so why in the hell would I reward you with “wit, humor, or cleverness”.
I am/was only looking for the author (a journalist) to look at their words and see…

Not everything is virtue signalling. I (personally)  get ZERO out of asking them to change their wording, virtue signalling implies that I want others to see and acknowledge me.
Its an important topic and doesnt need to be muddled up.

Whats really asinine is attempting to call someone out for virtue signalling and…

Sure, but as bullying is a relevant topic, this would not be one of those moments. 

Caring about things is ok. 

Where is the fun at, I NEED IT TO STOP!
/s 

Peer pressure is not bullying. Your friends are not using aggressive behavior to harm or embarrass you, they are engaging in an activity in a way that makes you feel left out if you do not join in.  With the increased awareness and efforts to stop bullying, I think you should change the title of your article.

I think we found today’s internet winner. 

What build are you running? I am currently doing giant shield infinite grenade/rockets Moze and I would like to try something different.

“we hear it’s an online game of some sort” what does that even mean? Inquiring minds want to know.  

I would risk my career for a kit kat bar.

I know right! It’s so terrible that people want to be treated fairly. How dare they

Make this 6 ways and add in “A cook that recipe again prompt.” or “Cook this recipe that I have already discovered”

The old cards can still be used in the Wild format, so they are not totally worthless.

I usually end up just punching them. even with a low strength they only take 2 hits or so