Not gonna lie, I’ve always kinda wanted a Skyslider roof.

“Upon an audit of your account, it was determined that you did not pay for the roof option, so through an over-the-air update, it has been removed.”

Once Tesla hears that you didn’t pay for the optional convertible package, you’ll be getting a bill in the mail.  

Stop the extended warranty calls? How do we stop the annoying G/O Media survey pop ups that want to know all your personal info? Or the new Youtube “are you *sure* you don’t want to log in first?” YES! It seems like *every time* I watch a video on Youtube these days, I have to get through that stupid screen first. Or…

Hey, at least your Trump joke was funny. 

Plastic timing chain guides are pretty common in many manufacturers now.  I think it’s the manufacturers revenge for people balking at rubber timing belts.  You think a chain is a lot more reliable and less likely to fail, so they use the plastic guides to decrease reliability, and it actually winds up costing more to…

> use the bacon grease to fry the eggs

Agree 100% if you’re just frying eggs, use “too much” butter! 
I typically fry bacon before frying eggs though and just use the bacon grease to fry the eggs (sometimes adding a tbsp of butter if needed if the bacon was really lean). 

*cough*farrightrepublicansallhavesmalldicks*cough*

it’s why I drive a Miata

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“Uhhh... Nice truck, sorry about your dick.”

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

Thats literally a C8 test mule tho

“That Pedo-bot had it coming.”-Elon Musk

This. Also the Shelby GT350, which is only slightly more expensive than a loaded Supra yet has a manual gearbox and That Engine.

LS swap (out?)

Tell them what? Why have you posted a picture of a Bronco rendering?
Or are you participating in the time honored Jalopnik tradition of posting a picture of a vehicle vaguely in the same class as the vehicle in the article and implying they look exactly alike?

Anybody want to tell them?