I've seen red and yellow ones out and about here in the U.S.

Crab people, crab people, look like crabs but talk like people

This is 100% fine. There is plenty of power to be had in small engines. Yes, even for rock crawling at altitude. There is nothing to see here. 

When off-road in 13,000' passes in CO, I would just as soon have a forced-induction engine. I love naturally-aspirated V8s, but forced induction does have some advantages.

He seems more like a Corvette guy, to me.

Stop chasing people away. You’re so unlikable.

Beerlopnik better be drunk Hoff eating the floor burger

I’m making every featured block a picture of David Hasselhoff if they do, though. Hoffposite Lock.

Rory,

Their pickups had rotaries back then.  How’s that for mindblowing?

Don’t forget the NSU Ro80...

Nah, I see rust all over that thing, and that’s just on the outside...this is a full restoration; what you posted from BaT is a cheap paint job on a body that’s probably got swiss-cheese floorpans and just enough parts to get it running.

If you want something like this, this one is the one you want. It doesn’t get much nicer than this, and if it does get nicer it’ll cost even more.

Dude thought he was getting a Lambo...

Donate here instead.

The hand-laid, dry carbon fiber, aerodynamically functional side skirts with side pipes are awful? Did you decide to ark weld without a mask this morning?

I prefer this, coming from the CEO of FCA, Sergio Marchionne, while there were still some Commanders on dealer lots:

Damn Jason, quick with the graphics

Those are all terrible, but let’s face it: that design is terrible and can’t be helped.

You’re probably going to fucking die in a flaming mass of splattered flesh and crumpled bones with the jetpack, but it still beats flying with United.