Or, what's really going on is, nobody much cares who's the lead in a Michael Bay movie. It could just as well be a talking rutabaga. That's the future of the movies. So Hollywood lazily defaults to a white male lead.

"He turns to his bright-eyed eight year old, sitting but two feet from me, and says, "You see son? This is why you should stay in school."(FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)"

"My GM comes over to me and shakes his head and says "I've never met a group of cheaper people in my life and that's saying something." He ends up cutting the bill in half, to satisfy them. The table, very loudly says to their group "I wonder how much food we can get food if we complain more!" Seriously. I drop the…

Reading that stuff, I envisioned the "wimmen" from the feminist bookstore on Portlandia. Wait, that's a great idea for a skit...Fred Armisen in granny drag shoving bills into Carrie's g-string.

GoT is worth too much to HBO for them to let it go. They want to use it to help launch their own HBOGo service (distinct from cable). But just getting The Sopranos and Six Feet Under is still pretty good. When Amazon launches The Man in the High Castle, that will make me pull the trigger.

GoT is worth too much to HBO for them to let it go. They want to use it to help launch their own HBOGo service…

Nah, I'll wait till they put The Man in the High Castle up. Then I'll subscribe. $99 vs $72 is peanuts for the whole year. The issue is not the money, it's having two subscriptions to manage (cuz I'm keeping Netflix). Also want to send a definite message that Man in the High Castle is why I subscribed - they can tell…

Nah, I'll wait till they put The Man in the High Castle up. Then I'll subscribe. $99 vs $72 is peanuts for the whole…

Time travel for me.

Those aren't that bad. I was expecting more like this fabric-remnant catastrophe: http://www.thegloss.com/2010/11/22/fas…

Work in the tech industry. Creativity and assertiveness are valued, and as long as you wear shoes, bathe regularly and don't show up to work in a Spiderman costume, they're cool with whatever.

I wish I were still in college. I'd show up fat, hairy, drunk and with hair fifteen shades of unnatural. BEEEOOTTCHH!

That is pretty funny. There's Selma sitting in the Best Picture list, like the token it is.

Ow. Hurts just to look at that shit.

Also, it's wonderful that lobsters are undersea insects yet taste so yummy. If only their cousins the cockroaches were as delicious, we'd have snacks running around the cupboards.

Holy crap, that last story! I didn't know Xena, Warrior Princess ever went to culinary school.

They should open a restaurant in San Francisco (which is not too far from Richmond), because it is becoming Ass Clown Capital of the Universe with all the oblivious, self-entitlted Googlers and Twitterheads crowding in. He'd have a never-ending supply of people like Mr. I'm A Customer and could start a hilarious…

Wow, that's way down my list of evil. Unless Microsoft and Google have perfected the art of Jedi mind control. Think for yourself, maybe?

Good premise for a video game...

A better analogy might be a frustrated, failed painter slashing all the paintings at the museum so that the museum will hire him to make new paintings.

Because there are some games that do free-to-play right. Plants vs. Zombies for instance. There's no excuse for screwing it up.

Sounds familiar, EA also screwed up The Sims on mobile devices by making it so obnoxious and slow that people would spend real money on it...the result is a game that is, well, obnoxious and slow. What's the point of "playing" a game when you're just buying your way through it? Play Plants vs. Zombies instead.