Dear Florida,

Sorry, that one was me. She talked to my boss about hiring his speechwriters and he had me write for her after she noticed I was on his staff and begged him to let me write for her.

To be honest, it’s not the dudes on this one.

Most women I know have never had an orgasm from oral sex, and more than a few are simply not okay with.

When you deal with the man in person, that it feeds into his alpha male fanbase tends to be the last thing on your mind when wanting to sit on his lap.

If you wanted to remove the petroleum-funded people from the equation, we wouldn’t be talking about climate change at all. After all, one of the biggest funders of research that produces reports supporting it is Exxon-Mobil. To the point that some of the policies the IPCC recommends for combating it were written by an…

This, pretty much.

I like the theory he thinks women can get each other pregnant better. Just imagining it leaving with a crew of eight and arriving with a crew of forty...

Wait... does he think women can get each other pregnant?

That’s fair. And my fault for my wording.

Agreed. Wholeheartedly.

She doesn’t have a CIA agent use her identity sometime in the past or actually work for the CIA at some point.

I learned a long time ago to side-eye anything that people say is bad and then look up the specifics.

Also pretty rare. You would have to be feeding a newborn honey directly for them to get it.

Very good point.

Point!

How in the hell...

If I understood that, I’d still have three friends I once knew.

Oh, they do. Buddha wouldn’t approve of many of his followers any more than Christ would approve of many Christians.

See how these monks act? This is not how you respond to women talking about sexual health!