Anyone else do the third method, close to RED (clasping behind the back), but starting with the bra flipped down? So you secure the strap, flip those puppies in, and then lift em up when you slip into the straps?

Neither! I leave cups hanging down and hook behind me, then pull the straps up over my arms. (Putting a bra on backwards and swinging it around is the worst though! I did that once and I swear the bra took some of my flesh with it.)

Thank you! Hook in the back, then the straps. 

Am I the only one that hooks the band behind my back first, and then put my arms in the straps? Blue and red seem equally wrong to me. TEAM PURPLE.

Both of these are wrong.