good. yes, but you forgot to laugh

perhaps though the roads have braille bumps that only the blind can read. its genius

IT'S TRUE! BECAUSE OF THE PROPHECY OF THE PLAYSTATION 9 TOLD TO US WHEN WE WERE MERE YOUNGLINGS

that makes me a saaaad panda

righteous!

Umm, I have a question. So how does someone use the braille on drive-up atm's?

WHY YOU GOTTA GO AN DO ME LIKE THAT, COME DOWN ON THIS STREET AND DANCE WITH ME

"The Next Zelda May Vex Lefties, But Only Briefly" The correct answer is: o-only slightly, only slightly

you know i think i was a little more aggravated when i wrote my first comment than i am now, i tried to imagine the situation in which i would possibly use these items and it just comes out silly and nonsensical to me, so it seemed the time for me to complain. i myself have seen how bad it can be when people dump on…

Look here good sir, I've held my tongue through many a needless article. I've ignored the vast quantity of the most simple spelling mistakes and punctuation that the smallest amount of effort would have cured. I like gizmodo, I am veritably addicted to it, I must read it every day (I MUST). I've waded through enough…

Look here good sir, I've held my tongue through many a needless article. I've ignored the vast quantity of the most simple spelling mistakes and punctuation that the smallest amount of effort would have cured. I like gizmodo, i am veritably addicted to it, i must read it every day (I MUST). I've waded through enough…

WIN!

okay, now its my turn to complain about this. Why, as a gizmodo reader, would i be concerned about snorkeling? no wait, okay i see it. there appears to be some tech stuff up there that i cant afford so i guess that counts.

uh american!

I'm soooo into you

we must now ceremonially lower our cellphone brightness to 50% simulating half mast

we must now ceremonially lower our cellphone brightness to 50% simulating half mast

I'll say this once, I never liked iphones, I always stuck with android. but goddamn was i jealous. That's for you steve.

I think its phrased the way it is because it's such a hard thing to comprehend. So they made it more forward.

it does seem almost demonic, doesn't it?