theres a stark difference between watching current snl and 90's snl. like the difference between watching something ridiculously funny and watching twenty people try. its really sad

we need a snowball mold next

and possibly taxes, somehow

im stoned off my balls!

oh my god man. if you just had your mind boggled and you want to talk about it, then maybe you should get some friends, put in the movie, and maybe pass a joint around. that's prolly the best thing you could do.

mmmm... edible herpes.

mouse with the right, repetitive motions with the left. and no, i don't mean typing

i was also under the impression we were all eating from the same stockpile of candy corn made decades ago. because lets face it, each time you eat it is more disappointing than the last.

did i say ass to trout i meant bass to mouth, though i guess its the same thing

i'll just leave this here

i think i want those hours back, that game was grim an dissapointing

technically you can hold your microphone towards the wind and measure the white noise to get windspeed, but angle & direction would be a factor, as well as fragmentation. every mic is a little different

well put

she's not even taking pictures anymore, shes taking video

you could insulate that ice chunk with Styrofoam, you'd prolly have several hours, maybe up to a day

Look, a frictionless axle! awesome

thats superfuckingbadass

we know this don't we? i like hearing about these new plans, but its old news to say tmobile hasn't stopped using data caps, but the clarity is nice

they shoulda had the screen fold into the back so you can use the second screen to attend to texts without the power loss of the larger screen, or maybe they should have used a black and white e-ink as the smaller screen for reading in bright sunlight. you could REALLY save some battery power that way