"mountain dew or crab juice? what? ew! eaauugh! gross! just gimme a crab juice."

i'd say that's a landing gear, the ship itself would be digital

kinda impressed, kinda mortified

OOOH. see, i thought you meant their cocks, as in the cock's cocks. you mean the cocks. that makes sense.

so what you're saying is, science has finally found a reliable way to warn a city of an oncoming earthquake. just point some cameras at the zoo animals and monitor for collective activity?

i actually found this out the hard way trying to move a much lager safe once. until we figured it out it did not budge. five feet tall, five hundred pounds and it had four large lag bolts securing it to the floor.

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large safes like this can be difficult to move, difficult because people don't always realize they bolt to the ground to prevent theft. you have to be able to open the safe and as well be aware of the fact that they sometimes hide the bolts under a removable bottom for aesthetics. someone not realizing this might have…

if you look closely you can see the washington monument hidden under its shadow

it's exactly 555 feet and 5 1/8 inches tall, maybe now they'll take the opportunity to shave off that pesky 1/8th inch. or perhaps see if they can't .5555555 it

i've only read one book actually, darth bane: rule of two. it tells the story of the dark jedi who permanently reestablished the "rule of two" by destroying an alliance of sith. the idea is that power is a sith's most important objective, a master raises an apprentice literally to one day overthrow him by growing…

im really curious what exactly blew up, intake manifold? an engine doesn't hold more than a teaspoon of gasoline inside even during operation. can gas lines do that? or maybe the oil in either the engine or the transmission expanded in the heat, popped the gasket and ignited.

nonononono, fuck morgan spurlock. you know why md's had such big portions? because they had estimated at some point that americans wanted them and when they provided them we went ahead and bought them, in the billions. i'm under no delusion who's responsible for my fat ass, dopamine effect or no. and again,…

heh. makes you wonder, how quickly did they commission the article's picture? do they have photographers and models on retainer? did they make an intern pose under a table? or maybe they rummaged through a bulk supply of clipart they bought years back

is it cool to aim the cannon of blame at mcdonalds? the color red works wonders for the art piece itself, (really, it looks like something ironman would sustain himself on) but regardless of the countless number of places that serve delicious french fries the poster pegs a certain recognizable food chain alone as the…

so i assume michel bachmann's twitter account has been hacked, either that or she is genuinely bat-shit insane:

plagueis might possibly have planned to live on as anakin forseeing his future demise at the hands of sidious. sidious himself had died once or twice and his soul returned to a cloned body kept in one of his secret labs.

supposedly Plagueis, who discovered how to create life itself, engineered anakin's birth as the most powerful force user to have ever lived, which is why shmi skywalker was pregnant without conception, vader was made stronger by the dark side but sadly his true potential was greatly diminished by the loss of three…

if that line was in the first movie, he was probably talking about the time machine part of the car, it uses a nuclear power source to create energy for the time circuits, and then you have to get up to 88 mph with the engine to travel in time

watch the very first movie, the very first part where it shows all the clocks, one of the clocks is a model of the clocktower with a man hanging from the hour hand. suggesting the events of the movie have already taken place and are well known by doc brown, meaning he expected to meet marty for decades. furthermore…