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When you guys do these stark rankings it usually works, but this one really begs for some clarification and explanation of criteria. I want to understand where you’re coming from!

*posts names of Overwatch heroes in random order*

Can it be a definitive list if you don’t give a definition for what makes a hero ‘best’?

It’s like they’re obligated to never have more than 3 seconds without commentary.

Right? I wanted to hear at least a little bit of the audio from the game.

I am up for contributing, I agree that more people saying bits would help. The whole process is not one or two people, there are lots of teams involved with all parts.

Goddamn. Did know it took so much red tape to attach a direct quote to a commercial.

It would need more than that. Once you have quotes you need to get them signed off by legal, then translated and then shown to a variety of departments to be signed off on the final product. If it involves anything real world (sports games are a good example) then they often need to sign off on it to. And that is just…

I am involved in the sign off on all the physical stuff for games. We have had issues where the team making it ask for approval months before release and we are not certain of the final install size, save data, if some features might get cut and we also need to sign off on box art with quotes like “Inspiring game…

I get what you’re saying and appreciate the backstory details, but that doesn’t mean this is okay. I don’t think anyone is mad at the people who actually are forced to choose these things and make the ads, its the oversight that is to blame, i.e. those who are forcing you to find quotes about how a good a game that…

That’s really interesting. Thanks for sharing.

It happens all the damn time. With movies, books, TV shows, games. I have no idea why this one is being singled out.

“Despite the fact that it has an all-star cast, they all managed to give their worst performances in years, resulting in an epic film disaster.”

“It has an all-star cast”!

“I have learned to doubt every quote I have seen in the Internet in every way.” -Abraham ‘Abe’ Lincoln

You just went full Dark Zone.

For some semblance of balance.....

Three really important pieces of advice for people getting on a rowing machine:

so that I can seek out potential pussy options

I didn’t like any of this. As someone who has been cheated on multiple times, this made me queasy. I didn't like his answers or candor about it. No I will not "find myself in this situation someday", if I am with someone and want to be with someone else, I'll end my current relationship first cuz I'm not a fuckhead.