Three really important pieces of advice for people getting on a rowing machine:

so that I can seek out potential pussy options

I didn’t like any of this. As someone who has been cheated on multiple times, this made me queasy. I didn't like his answers or candor about it. No I will not "find myself in this situation someday", if I am with someone and want to be with someone else, I'll end my current relationship first cuz I'm not a fuckhead.

I know generally what a period is

Oh my God, you have made my day. Now I will be scouring the rest of the comments section in the hopes of finding them.

I did not have the energy for this fool's messiness. Thanks

omg...that WOULD be impressive.

Gee, there's just no fooling you, is there?

Could you link those studies? As far as I've read, Cleopatra was ethnically Greek.

I've seen earthworms on my driveway, baking in the sun, who had a better grasp of religion and international politics than Sarah Palin does.

Dr. Ruth was like a breath of fresh air through my pubes at the end of this article.

An Xbox Marketplace listing for Alien: Isolation lines up with our reports from back in October of the game in development by Creative Assembly, starring Ellen Ripley's daughter.

Essentially, a giant "screw you!" to all the women and girls who have been reading Wonder Woman for decades. Wonder Woman's backstory isn't good enough, so she'll adopt the nearest male hero's story. Hey...maybe her parents were murdered during the premiere performance of Sophocles's "Oedious Rex! And a bunch of…

Give us season 4 of Archer and we can call it an even trade.

As a Latina woman, who has been at it that my whole life, I do not feel offended because cholo culture is not one that I feel represents my people. If she were wearing huipiles, and caites maybe, MAYBE I would feel upset. Chol@s is more East LA, gangster culture. Also my tattoo artist is white, his mother is white…

Looks like she's going full Randy Quaid on us.

If it's the Season 4 finale, I'm genuinely worried if the producers and writers will have enough time to flesh out the stories for the future seasons if this is being saved up for the finale.