That’s inconvenient.

Oh yeah, definitely! I’m saying that they had no idea what was in store for them.

Oh damn, people used to wonder about Team Fortress 2 screens. Huh. The poor fools had no idea what was going to happen.

I was gonna do that.

It’s raining games, Hallelujah!

It could be worse. He could be stuck in Ohio.

I bothered!

I was so focused in bringing you nice people some gameplay footage of Dragon Quest Heroes: Long Subtitle that I wasn’t paying attention to the health bar of the objective I was protecting. I failed, but I failed for you.

I mean fantasy as in “not trying to ground it in reality.” Things like what we see in the art above, or like in comics. That sort of stuff.

Sometimes I feel like the “fantasy” part of sci-fi is not always taken advantage of, to be honest.

He worked on Halo, you say?

They aren’t there, and you know why.

Godspeed, Penny Arcade. These must be put into use!

I don’t see any reason why he wouldn’t choose this!

Yeah, I heard. I think it’s supposed to be a The Private Eye/The Walking Dead crossover.

Not very well, though. You mention only one of Platinum’s games, and it’s the one that’s just a cheap tie-in game with a low budget. It’s not exactly the most representative of Platinum’s track record.

See, that’s just it! He should know something about them, right? His whole job revolves around talking about and researching games. You’d think he’d be more in-the-know, you know?

Despite the killer cel-shaded look and a cast packed with voice actors from the ‘80s cartoon reprising their roles as the original robots in disguise, all signs pointed towards Transformers: Devastation being a massive disappointment.

Yeah, but if he’s into Akira to the point of wanting to reference it, it probably means he likes other anime as well.

I noticed. I remember a friend of mine pointed out this Akira reference he put in one of his music videos.