OK, did Kayne pay someone from his PR to think of something he could say that we would actually approve, or is this some wack-off alternate reality I just walked into when I refreshed the page?

That’s some good facial expressioning right there.

In case you mistook it for 7 pm Eastern.

Kotaku has been like a family to me for almost four years now.

This morning, Witcher 3 developer CD Projekt Red sent over a PDF full of changes that will ship with the game’s next patch. It’s 13 pages long.

Are you aware that he’s also made a webcomic on a site that he owns, called panelsyndicate.com? It’s called The Private Eye.

I don’t agree with that but I find it funny, so star for you.

I’m Indian, and I know someone who has that name. The meaning doesn’t matter, it’s still something that people use.

Wow, that was incredibly rude. You realize that’s a real name and everything, right?

This alone is satisfying me.

Oh my goodness, that is fucking amazing.

I win.

True, but this is supposed to be a Polish countryside. That’s what it looks like. Nothing can be done about it.

Eh, The Witcher is supposed to be as real as you can get. It’s meant to feel like a real place in a real world. I get what you’re saying, but it just wouldn’t work for The Witcher.

Despite the franchise getting stale and copy/paste at this point, this is perhaps the best fit for Far Cry, and it’s got me excited.

Let’s not even address the elephant in the room.

OK, that is freaking me out.

Oh sweet davy jone’s locker!

This should have won, just for the hair.

I’m honestly not sure. I don’t think the writing for this Archie comic is the same as the original though. I’m pretty sure that the style of banter was not made by either comic though.