Eh, The Witcher is supposed to be as real as you can get. It’s meant to feel like a real place in a real world. I get what you’re saying, but it just wouldn’t work for The Witcher.

Despite the franchise getting stale and copy/paste at this point, this is perhaps the best fit for Far Cry, and it’s got me excited.

Let’s not even address the elephant in the room.

OK, that is freaking me out.

Oh sweet davy jone’s locker!

This should have won, just for the hair.

I’m honestly not sure. I don’t think the writing for this Archie comic is the same as the original though. I’m pretty sure that the style of banter was not made by either comic though.

The Penny Arcade strips have been uncharacteristically good recently.

For anyone wondering what the hell you do in this game, just read this:

I’m...I’m sorry, this is just too much forced nerd all at once.

I’m familiar with Fiona Staples thanks to Saga, but I’ll look into Mark Waid as well now!

You don’t need to like Archie to like this.

Everyone Loves A Smartass.

This entire thing is amazing. Godspeed, whoever’s making this comic!

Jack Black fell on hard times after Goosebumps fell through.

You know, this is actually a nice look for her.

Didn’t know that there was Metal Gear DLC for this game.

The answer is: Pretty much everyone, because Destiny’s swords are great. What could have been a stunt weapon is instead deadly and versatile enough to play a crucial role in high-level strikes and raids. There are few things as satisfying as closing with a pissed-off alien and finishing it off by whipping out a…

This is the best thing I’ve found all week. It’s only tuesday, but you know.

OK well now that’s just mean.