You said it, and now I must do the Obligatory Thing:

I saw. It was every bit as horrifying as I could imagine.

Sip?

That actually looks kinda cool...

Someone put Donald Trump’s hair on that thing.

No, that’s Assassin’s Creed, Call of Duty, all that. Destiny has not been as bad as that.

Fair enough.

Also, you should at least try it. The game’s actually delivered on some of its original promises.

Don’t care. The joke was lame, and at this point, no longer relevant.

A samurai hack’n’slash where you play as a guy wearing a bear head. THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE BEST!

Can we just think about how Destiny has come so far that this guy literally cannot make fun of its current version?

That was amazing.

This art style is amazing. It’s like the average brushy one found in concept art, but also not really.

“42”

“What is the Answer to Life, the Universe, Everything?!”

Exactly. It was already simple to begin with!

Yeah ‘cause, you know, dysentery was so nice!

Am I the only one not liking the simplification? I feel like there’s a bit too much. The fact that leveling up takes no time at is what I’m really worried about though. These games are easy enough as if.

That was amazing writing! We need an animation of this. And one for Ekko as well, while you’re at it!

How philistinish! How gauche!