"Oh good, you found my cat. Thanks!"

Despite my bitching, the inclusion of tiny dinos makes Wash an instabuy.

I've seen better made out of mud.

Boomhauer?

Go home Funko, you're drunk.

I will not be in my bunk

Wash should be relabeled "Malibu Spike."

I think you are doing a brave thing defending a movie that is predestined to be hated before it is even viewed by most genre fans! For fans these days, nothing (nothing) is ever good enough.

There must be a deluxe and a basic version of the Ned Stark figure, because this is the only one I found.

"WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS??"

Does Ned Stark come with a removable head?

These comments hurt my brain. These guys worked their butt off so fans who love the story can explore some of their favorite environments and people on here are just tearing it down by saying that it is not as lore-accurate as they would like it to be. Well you know what, you can pretend that this is Middle Earth…

Dusty the Dog and Magic the Rat. They were *best* friends

Depending on where you live, squirrels can be taken in as pets. This one clearly is.

I love this so much. The squirrel's frantic, but ultimately useless, titivating. The dog's blasé expression. It's perfect. I just can't.

I hereby move to replace "like herding cats" with "like a squirrel attempting to stash nuts in the fur of a Bernese mountain dog" as the go-to metaphor for life's most futile undertakings.

How is there no River Tam figure?

Best case scenario: Bill Nye kicks a dead horse, kicks it some more, mistakes the recoil from one of his kicks for a sign of life, kicks a dead horse again. Boring. Wait, did Ken Ham just move? No, that was a kick. Borrrrrrrrring.

"Yeah, well, I mean it's going to look like the 70s."