Neutral: What Should Porsche Build Next?

I thought this was the new new Beetle

You can't corner in a pickup or SUV like you can in a wagon or a sedan. You can have your cake and eat it too w/ a wagon.

Godamit I was just starting to like this new New Beetle bodystyle!

Didn't they do that already squash the Beetle?

I don't think there are any problems in VWs lineup that can't be solved by stuffing in the Golf R drivetrain.

Whatever...... I bet they don't even have uniforms.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, CarMax has an R8. This is no secret. I say this because this car seems to be in very high demand, having been transferred three times to three separate stores: first Los Angeles, then to Las Vegas, and now to Colorado. In fact, it seems to be inching closer to me, which only makes it more…

Bullshit, you're a white suburban punk, like me.
It still hurts.

Porsche Panamera, and no im not joking.

Meanwhile, at Lincoln..

I'm still not sure I'd want to be that driver's sidekick. Although I do hold him in high esteem.

some swift handling right there

Honestly, dicking around in parking lots has made me prepared and has definitely saved my ass before. A lot less fear when you really do wind up sideways.

Go drift. Winter sucks and snow does too, but its going to be there so might as well enjoy it.

Clear all the shit out of your garage and park your car in it. It will be warmer in the morning and you don't have to clear off the snow

Now I'm not talking about getting sets of snow tires, or packing a warm blanket in the trunk (as good as those things are). We want to know about your cool, secret tricks to help you and your ride get through the winter.

1988 Porsche 944 Turbo in surprisingly good shape and an awesome color

I thought "Crazy Nürburgring Syndrome" was when a manufacturer takes their car to the Nürburgring, and ruins it's ride quality only being concerned with improving lap times.