I’m sure these women think that they’re still “good Christians.”

“faith-based and other community organizations”

Did you provide them your social media info? Just curious.

Reporter: “What’s the storm?”

She does, and as she stands with her hand over her heart she sheds a single, perfect tear.

That was “The Happening,” I believe.

“...filing a resolution to remind Americans the appropriate ettiquette during the National Anthem.” 

From the Post, re: medical personnel treating the wounded:

“...who believe you can’t legislate against evil...”

Don’t you dare call those white people racist! You might hurt their feelings!

“And some of Donald Trump’s views on Christianity, honestly, is what caused me to vote for him.”

“Present day Christians are the Pharisees, not the followers of Christ.”

‘“This legislation is about safety – plain and simple,” Duncan, a hunter, who claimed to have damaged his hearing from gun noise, said in a statement when introducing the silencer bill into the SHARE Act, Time reports.’

“...about a flag that represents hard work, dedication, blood, sweat and tears, sacrifice...”

Wait wait wait there was a “Jeepers Creepers 2?!?!:

Some states have automatic transfer laws for certain crimes. It’s usually up to the local prosecutor, which is an elected position. Every now and then they have to throw the book at someone to show that they’re “tough on crime.”

“The name of White Settlement originated as a result of there being two settlements in the area: one occupied predominantly by Native Americans (near where Fort Worth is located today), and the other one being occupied by white settlers. The latter settlement received the name “White Settlement” as a way to…

Pretty much. They can only get hard if they see someone else banging the flag. And so on and so forth. I’m not sure how much farther I want to take this metaphor.

“White voters are divided as 50 percent say he is fit and 48 percent say he is not fit.”

‘Does Black players protesting the flag stop you from loving the flag and wanting to wrap it round your dick so you can actually give it love? No.’