Their whiteness has carried them to wealth and power, but, remember, structural racism isn’t actually a thing.*

I’m shocked-SHOCKED-that the orange man did not mean what he said.

At this point, I would welcome such a fate.

Christians are the worst.

Just say 1 AU (astronomical unit). Vague, but correct!

These people know about GOP plans to roll back access to heath care, consumer protections, environmental protections, public assistance programs, etc. Fuck, they even want to roll back some veterans’ benefits (a sacred cow if ever there was one). And, still, GOP voters are okay with that! THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT. …

“News at 10: Garbage people vote for garbage candidate.”

Why didn’t the AI have a response to this type of fleet composition?

What a goddamn chud.

Taylor: “I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative...”

What about the “Men in Animation” convention?!?!?! Won’t someone think of the men? [sarcasm-but awaiting the inevitable whining]

The 2017 “World Happiness Report”:

Once again, the media has no memory. Remember how after his big speech to Congress everyone was screeching, “He’s so presidential now! He just became president!” If he doesn’t completely fuck this trip up, they’ll be saying the same thing. Guaranteed.

Yeah. My OTHER FEAR is that he’s not going to...you know...act like a total jerkass for a few days and the media will be “HE’S PRESIDENTIAL NOW! OMG HE’S SO WONDERFUL!(heart emoji).”

Economic insecurity and shifting demographics have something something mumble must elect old white man with a Cheeto face.

“A New York Magazine reporter tweeted that he’s confirmed with four people that the “significant person of interest” in question is Jared Kushner. “

‘Bill O’Reilly...writ[e] that “the vast majority of Fox employees were sad” about his exit, and that the outside hatred towards him is what “killed him.”’

During the debates what galled me to no small extent (even as a man) was his little pat of her back as they shook hands. I can only image her disgust.

Speaking of Cheeto King, did you see his face in the picture above? I think he’s actually rubbing Cheetos on his skin! He’s so...orange.

Frank Underwood is SO MUCH MORE competent than the orange man could ever be.