Also, for like 5 seconds there at the end I though the whole show was about Nathan rehearsing how to tell his bastard child that he was his dad. 

I was surprised Jezebel accepted the interview. Growing up, I always thought Brown was a trashy gossipy author worthy of Inside Edison. 

Asking Tina Brown if she thinks the monarchy will survive is like asking your local news sports anchor if he thinks you should vote in favor of building the big new sports arena in town: of course they will answer yes because if the franchise folds, they are out of work.

Jesus Christ.

Shailene is, uh, a “free spirit” and takes a lot of mockery for her personal views/life choices, but many people (myself included) think she’s an excellent actress.

It’s so interesting that they are shoving the label “ Relatable” on to Kate when she was quite the punching bag for the press before Megan came into the picture. Before she was " low class", and " pathetic" for waiting on Will. But no, not she's " down to earth"  and applauded for her constancy. My, how things change…

You forgot, *again*, that he’s a nazi. You seriously need to stop forgetting that this man is a *literal* *fucking* *nazi*

I haven’t read this book since obviously it’s only now come out, so I don’t know how she presents “Megxit” (christ, I hate that term, at least call is “Sussexit!”) but in this interview I hate how them leaving seems to be entirely blamed on Meghan, like Harry was just pulled along. I suspect if he was deeply committed…

Same with many truck drivers. They only get paid while they have a load behind them or per job. And yet they often have to wait for hours at a loading dock for the shipment they’re supposed to haul whilst not being paid for their time spent waiting.

The interviewee lost me at that exact moment.

“I think that it was a real pity for Meghan not to be more patient about playing the longer game...”

Yep. This generally applies to pilots, too. Flight crews are paid “from push to parking,” (ie: for flight hours) rather than working hours. So the 30+ minutes that the pilots spend in the cockpit pre-flight going over their checklists is unpaid. I’ve always thought this was fucked up. 

Just, the entire fucking vagina!

Presumably she meant her vulva

I’m a millennial and fall prey to some of this marketing aesthetic, but I absolutely do not understand the BEIGE thing. Beige on beige on beige is bafflingly ugly.

“I want my credit cards to be callous and cold

YEP. Especially because Britney eventually refused to work as a protest against the conservatorship - she could very justifiably say it wouldn’t be financially wise to spend that kind of money when she doesn’t have an income other than royalties, so selling properties is the more viable path.

Well it sound like Britney owns the house, so maybe she should start collecting rent.

Seems like selling the house to pay the legal bills would be some sweet insta-karma.

Yes what’s the meme that’s like “I’m not reading all that / I’m happy for you tho / or sorry that happened.”