I’m beginning to understand why countries break apart and civil wars happen, because I really, really don’t want to live in the same country as these people.

He deserved it.

This girl is me af. You touch my food you lose a finger!

Mid thirties people pulling that shit are grifters..

Dude, he deserved it. You do that shit, you’re gonna do it to the wrong person sooner or later.

Please tell me you poisoned him.

100% on her side.

I genuinely appreciate her commitment to her anger. I bet he took the good crispy side cheese bite, unforgivable.

Leaving one fucking noodle is just sadistic.

IDK I am food sensitive. I could have left overs that I have no intention of eating but I’ll lose my sh*t if someone helps themselves to it (because what if I wanted it? in fact I had my mouth fixed for that last bite right now).

My family does shit like this all the time and I fucking hate it. When we’re at the movies, concerts, sporting events, on road trips, etc., I’m always asking them if they want something when I go buy food and they always say they’re fine. Then when I get back with my shit they are always a 100 forks and fingers out…

DUMP HIS ASS AND GO OUT FOR PIZZA.

When I was in high school, I had leftover macaroni & cheese (my favorite) in the fridge waiting for me to eat when I got home from school.

Me, my ex and his obnoxious friend all sat down to eat at a greasy chicken wing restaurant. Friend said he already ate and didn’t want anything. The moment we get our food he asks my ex for a wing and he says no since he hadn’t eaten all day. We start just talking and while my ex has his back turned, his friend grabs…

Or maybe the pizzeria is her club. I know I’d rather go out for pizza then go to a club.

I have never seen anyone look so good in a pizzeria. What does she look like in the club? Because if that is her pizzeria game, then she must look amazing when she goes out.

Oh girl, dump his ass.

If you can’t be bothered to rein in your impulsiveness and figure out, before someone else sits down to their own damn meal, that you want some of the same something that you only a short time before turned down an offer of, then I don’t want anything to do with you. You are a manchild. You have…

DE’JA. DUMP THIS FUCKING DOUCHE ASAP.

Fuck yeah! I’m with her. I broke up with a woman because she constantly wanted what I ordered instead of what she ordered. I never had a satisfactory meal while I was with her. I also HATE when people ask to have a bite of what I’m having. NO! Fuck off. They think it’s okay to ask because they’re willing to let me…

She said that she does not like sharing food! Fuck off, Breezy!