It gets easier, but yeah little dogs do love to be underfoot. I have a Pomeranian mix (she came from a rescue and shelter so no idea) and if I'm walking somewhere she has to be by my side and under my feet. It has almost become a sixth sense to be aware of her presences, but I've definitely stepped backwards on her…

He's probably so confused he don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.

That reference was my fav thing about the whole post! It totally made me forget the ugly dress fiasco!

According to my gastroenterologist (old dude with no tolerance for ppl claiming fake food allergies) and my endocrinologist (super intelligent woman who also hates ppl lying about foods for diets) they would say technically yes... however it is not so much intolerance as IBS (which... yay for me winning that…

According to my gastroenterologist (old white dude with no tolerance for ppl claiming fake food allergies) and my endocrinologist (super intelligent woman who also hates ppl lying about foods for diets) they would say technically yes... however it is not so much intolerance as IBS (which... yay for me winning that…

Maybe this is weird, but every time I read these I WISH I was sitting in that restaurant, cafe, bar, etc just to help the poor servers out and ask these ppl what the fuck their problem is! Who doesn't know what whole wheat toast is? Who thinks that you can be allergic to only full and not ground up nuts (or "crunchy"…

Thank God someone called out the monstrosity that is peppers. Fuck that shit. I don't want it anywhere near my pizza, no they aren't "the perfect topping." I feel better now.

This is a fucking game changer!

Yep, actually quite a few people died: http://www.cracked.com/article_16541_…

Adding that to the Con side of my "Should I have kids" list... Maybe PCOS is a good thing!

What people are deciding to get kids creepy clown dolls? Like, you don't want that in your house and no kid wants to play with that thing. I say anyone who thinks that gift is appropriate gets locked with the doll in a haunted house for the night.

Literally coming here to post that exact thought!

My mom was a member years before I was born. She found out a job she got from them was really a spy thing and literally had to leave the state and lie to get out.

I like to call him Belicheat

No. No f'ing way. That is the most terrifying thing I saw on the Internet today. I think I'm done now.

There is nothing like your roommate looking over at you attempting to move from a shoulder stand to an inversion (or whatever we call leg over our head... it was only my first class) and burst out in laughter while yelling. "OMG STOP YOU ARE GONNA SUFFOCATE YOURSELF!!!"

It was my first and last public yoga class ever.

I'm guessing it was a homemade gluten and/or sugar free recipe. At a holiday dinner someone brought some of their "special homemade vegan pumpkin bread" and it tasted like straight up dish soap. This isn't to knock vegan breads (I LOVE Sticky Fingers), but this was awful and apparently a common tragedy in vegan and…

I remember at that question I added an additional comment and said, "Are you Ted Mosby?" Or something along those lines. It was a great way to weed out the weirdos!

All sequin pants, all the time!! Seriously, if not on NYE at an art school party... then when?

I've always loved NYE, but that is because it has consisted of house parties at a friend's home or my own. I love getting dressed up, drinking champagne, and watching the ball drop... however I do not want to do it at a club with 2000 strangers. Standing in Times Square sounds like my own personal hell.