Yuuup. I remember this comment because ew, gross and the fact that I’m the same age as ivanka.

She’s also an It Girl!

She looks a lot like Julia Ormond to me.

If trump is still able to get it up I bet he super wants to do it with her. She’s the right age.

That’s pretty much been my assumption all along.

Answering your non-snarky comment with my non-snarky theory.:Working in the White House (I guess because it’s stressful, and you live on coffee and no sleep) ages you. I’ve had friends in the Bush Jr and Obama administrations, and they all aged incredibly during their time.

She also has no previous experience in politics and an English B.A

Fun fact! She worked as a child model (for Ralph Lauren, natch) and she modeled for Ivanka’s online store. She was also the face of the ‘hourglass adventures’ kid’s novels, with which I am totally unfamiliar.

From what I surmise is her true ‘role’ in Trump’s inner circle, probably more accurate to call it “the one inch stare”.

Well let me see why would Trump want to hire this 28 year old to be the WH Communications DIRECTOR. My mind reels with the reasons for this?!?!

It’s like it’s been passed through an Emperor Palpatine filter.

She strikes me as really sad.

Evil ages you, but allows you to outlive everyone.

It is really hard for me to believe that this is the face of a 28 year old woman. I’m not saying that in a snarky way either. I don’t know if this is just a bad pic, but... just damn, it isn’t worth it Hope.

Great, now I have to boil my eyes, you monster. Take your stars and fucking shoot me.

I’m trying so hard not to vom now.

“Healthy Request”

For fucking ever and ever amen.

I’m replying to you because I never ever want to talk to Ukulele Dan in my life. No amount of therapy will ever make me a whole and happy person again.