neonfuckninja
Neon Fuckninja
neonfuckninja

“Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!”

I did not connect these exact dots until your comment.

When I think of self-sacrifice to your country, I tend to think of military service where someone gives their lives or limbs or peace of mind for their country. I don’t think of having to divest but still being mega-rich as sacrifice but I’m jot a rich so I don’t understand their struggle

What? She is? This woman has layers of privilege.

My mom worked for a couple who did this. He was an anesthesiologist and the wife ran the clinic. It turned into a huge clinic that got bought out by a fancy hospital, so these people were mind-blowingly rich. The wife told my mom they had six kids because they believed they owed the world for being rich. Those six

Terribly nouveau riche.

Pfft. Like either of them want kids........ I’ll bet she doesn’t let the Pool Noodle touch her tits.

Hold the fuck up. Steven Mnuchin’s new shiksa wife is the angel-haired Zambian war lady??? Why didn’t I know that?

Oh Honey. Hashtagging your clothes to show off your wealth is so vulgar and gauche.

Ah man. I love Michelle Obama. I miss her.

This shit makes me want to have ten kids and raise them to be kind, thoughtful, educated, giving human beings. Like Quiverfull, but in reverse.

I saw their wedding picture and was like “who the fuck would marry that massive tool?” and now I know. Another massive tool. Those two deserve each other, but why do the rest of us need to be punished??

Whatever Melania is supposed to pay.

It’s a flat tax. 6 minutes of sex that can best be described as ‘uncomfortable’ with a dude who looks like a well-dressed suburban Ohio middle school vice principal, every Saturday at 8:30 pm on the dot. But you can write off the 4 martinis required to get you pleasantly fuzzy prior to the act, so there’s that.

About the same as the taxation rate for a reality tv show host who launders russian mob money through his real estate properties?

Never raise kids to be like this.

Tone-deaf pool noodle is perhaps the greatest thing i’ve ever read.

I’m curious, what’s the taxation rate for “failed actress/writer/nobody who married rich?”

Either as an individual earner in taxes OR in self sacrifice to your country?