But why would anyone ever try to pursue independent journalism? Better to leave this kind of thing to the experts from the subpage of a snark-based sports blog.

I realize this will require the reader to do more research but simply pulling up the Twitter account and scrolling through the tweets reveals that he gives credit to the NYT and never suggests it was he alone who was scooped. Calling him “a bit of a fraud” is a bit dickish when he gives credit to the people whose work…

Eat my photons, small heads!

The Trump Administration has proposed more than half a billion dollars in cuts to NASA’s budget for 2018.

The Trump Administration has proposed more than half a billion dollars in cuts to NASA’s budget for 2018.

The irony, of course, being once the boots got up there we’d realize they were Ivanka’s brand and thus Chinese boots, not American.

Well, we know curiosity isn’t the strong suit of this administration.

When it comes to interplanetary conquest, I’d be inclined to believe Pence and his race of people.

Well, sure, that’d be pretty easy, relatively speaking.

Or, as Chris Hardwick puts it, “Screeching hobo’s filthy lice-ravaged ball sack that’s been dragged over a urine-soaked truck stop toilet and repeatedly slapped with a greasy maggot-covered slice of pizza, pulled out of a flaming dumpster and covered in mutant deer ticks created in a steroid factory after…

About 10 years afo i worked in the 1-hour photo department at Walgreens. We used to make fake magazine covers for people all the time. We had a bunch of different ones to chose from. The only people who ever wanted them were parents of small children. This is hilarious😂

It definitely bothers the ever living shit out of me that he is so obsessed with being famous. He isn’t even mediocre at best, and he has paid for every bit of notoriety he has ever gotten. He is like a relic of an era so simplistically disgusting, his obsession with TV ratings, like this is the 80's. It’s all just…

It’s gotta be this kid:

It’s so pathetic that I would feel sorry for him if he wasn’t so dangerous and hateful. There’s a lonely 12 year old in there somewhere.

I mean...literally fake news.

Why? Because he’s so very desperate for the approval of the lamestream media and all of the elites he pretends to scorn.

Cool Cool Cool * reaches for xanax *

I think he doesn’t distinguish between reality and what he thinks is true anymore, if he ever did. Especially since he’s actually been on the cover of TIME.

Trump was probably having a bad day and acting all pissy, so one of his underlings mocked this up and presented it to Temper-tantrum Donnie to satiate his bottomless ego and constant need for approval.

Nothing like the words “squeeze my throat a little bit” when you are in no way expecting, or ready for them.