I would like to be her friend. Go to lunch sometimes or hang out on balcony drinking wine. That voice telling stories or giving advice would be so soothing.

Diane Keaton Cosplay never occurred to me, but it makes perfect sense now that I think about it.

EPIC!!!

That...is cool as shit, man.

I’m inspired to dress as my best friend the next time I go to visit her.

So you’re saying they have no control over what goes into their product? If they don’t it still is 100% the company’s fault because they’re promoting a product that doesn’t contain certain harmful chemicals. They are, in the end 100% responsible for the product they’re selling.

her two-date tour

What even is this whole thing?

Okay. Here goes.

She should have cashed out and taken her billion dollars back before all this got out.

Jessica Alba has been dead to me ever since she sued The Honest Toddler for copyright infringement, despite the HT blog being established first.

“The addition went down at midnight Friday morning—which happens to be when Katy Perry’s anticipated fourth album Witness was released.”

This makes a lot of sense to me, but it would still really piss me off / make me want to hold them liable (I am not a legal eagle so don’t hold me to how) for them to keep making the *claim* when it’s so easily checked. I don’t think it’s about their formulations, it’s about them being like NOPE OUR MARKETING IS ALL…

It’s so rich that she complains about the “fixation on private lives of singers” when she MILKS THAT SHIT FOR $$$$$$$$. Give me a fucking break. I mean, I don’t think famous people should be harassed, but like, if most of your musical oeuvre is based on your interactions with famous people, the public is going to…

It’s petty and it may backfire. Because it reminded me of the stunt Taylor pulled on Kanye last year which was worse than petty, it was nasty. Taylor was gone for long enough that I had sorta forgotten about it, but this just reinforces the idea that she is, as Bobby mentioned, a snake emoji. Not a good look for her…

I wish I could give you an extra star for using a gif from one of the greatest cartoons ever and one of the best characters on said cartoon.

this is so petty of swiz. love her tunes but damn let this shit die. katy perry peaked 3 years ago. shes almost done where as taylor will never go away. no need for her to intervene in perry’s natural demise.

I mean, I’m not Buddha