this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

Could be the bait & tackle together. That could take up at least half a palm.

Ew. Nope. Not going to think about it. Ew. Ew. Ew.

What with the digital stubbiness, it’s an easy mistake.

His hand is not what she’s getting paid to hold.

Where I’m at (Los Angeles), there has always been a “And she’s an asshole racist” concept associated with it. Admittedly, when things become mainstream in the lexicon and move out of the Black community, they do get watered down. But when I first started hearing the term about a decade ago, it included the racism…

Would it have been better if it had been more inclusive? Yes! But I don’t look to cheesy pop music for high-quality feminist anthems.

Eh, Becky has a specific meaning that has only crossed over into the mainstream. In that it means not only a boring white girl, but a boring, racist white girl. Especially a white girl who culturally appropriates but is hilariously racists and doesn’t want to be around/engage with the POC. Especially with women of…

Becky = an obnoxious, racist and clueless White woman.

Me too, it sucks. Just one day my eyeballs decided to prank me forever and blur up words. Dumb eyeballs.

Sounds like you’re clinically depressed, which you could get help for. Unless you just want to whine about how much the world sucks and meh everything with humorless lols. Then you might just be an ordinary asshole and fairly resistant to change, dialogue, or happiness. Perhaps you should go back to bed and let the…

Of course, it’s hating everything that makes you special, right?

You are literally the one whining

I’m for this song because I feel like it’s a nice counter to the boy band tropes about “most girls”. So, if I were still 12 I would be all over this song and I would most definitely have a dace routine being planned out in my head.

Sounds like you’re saying people shouldn’t be able to decide for themselves what’s good or what’s special.

Ditto. It’s a cute song, it has a genuinely positive, inclusive message. I’ve no room for snark today.

Catchier and less obnoxious than most “Song of the Summer” candidates, so sure, I’ll buy it.

Yes, the “sexy nerd” law.

This is how my brother complimented his new girlfriend (now wife) to me, in front of her. “She doesn’t act crazy like other girls,” he said, with love in his voice. Welp.

As is its internalized sister, “I’m not like other girls.”