They’ll have to interview President Yates and find out.

It’s called “being a psychopath” and a lot of people in the Trump administration seem to have it.

Can he look his daughter in the eye again, now?

Oh man, I’m 30 and have yet to get a speeding ticket. When it finally happens, I’m going to be weeping by the time the cop gets to me, and he’s going to think I’m trying to get out of it. “No, Officer, I’m really just that upset.”

Jason Chaffetz can eat every bag of dicks. He might be the biggest douchewizard in Washington.

There is pressing congress and then there’s making up fantasy tapes of Trump taking orders from the Russians. One can do one without the other. In fact I’d suggest the latter will actually hurt the cause more because it’s such a blatant lie.

Also, we have got to get Flynn’s son his twitter account back. Stat.

Right? I got my first-ever speeding ticket the other day (I’m in my mid-30s). The cop was actually really nice, considering, but I felt like an absolute pile of shit all the rest of the day - just so disappointed in myself. Didn’t feel better until I’d paid the fine the next day. How the hell do these people live with…

I didn’t sleep well last night because I couldn’t get my downstairs toilet unplugged. I woke up this morning with this sort of foggy dread and said, “why am I sad? oh right, the toilet’s broken.”
If I get that affected by a clogged toilet, how do these people ever go to sleep and wake up, knowing what they did and what…

“Well, I never!”

It won’t be possible to tell a believable movie out of the past two years. It would have to be toned down just so that people would find it plausible.

Intel like Flynn

One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

Flynn is like a 1980's action movie villain.

It’s not a witch hunt, Gen. Flynn and you’re not Ethel fucking Rosenberg!

Can he also be voiced by John H. Benjamin?

I’d still eat it because cake.

I apparently couldn’t stop myself.

I have now watched this five times in a row. Amazing.

I clicked this fully expecting it not to be THAT good (since someone else here recently pointing me toward Lil Boat’s recent video and that one was butt, sorry). But this is amazing and I’m sharing it with everyone and thank you and I’m going to watch it again now.