neonfuckninja
Neon Fuckninja
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I don’t think you actually need a PhD in Latin American cultural studies in order to wear a sombrero in a good-natured inoffensive non-douchey way. Just like you don’t need to be a scholarly francophile to wear a beret and not be all “OHN-HOHN-HOHN, ZEE FRANCH, ZEY TALK LIKE ZEES AND EAT CHEESE AND FAIL AT ZEE WARS.

I hate hotels. I don’t care if it’s the most luxurious hotel in the world, I’d rather be at home with my stuff all around me

Shit can go wrong in an instant with pregnancy, especially multiple births.

I think it’s mitigating the risk of LA traffic if/when labor starts before scheduled c-section. Might be even more important if she has complications like an incompetent cervix or baby in breech position.

And can you imagine the circus guaranteed to attend any possibility of Beyonce being in labour? Somewhere closer is going to be easier to cope with.

Yeah but it fucking sucks to try to get down to Cedars Sinai if your water breaks unexpectedly. One of my friends gave birth in her car on the way there because the traffic was so bad.

Seriously, this. She and her babies are much safer from opportunistic infections the less time they spend in the hospital.

She’s pregnant with twins. Twin pregnancy has a higher incidence of premature labor, delivery and lower birth weight, as well as other complications.

Why not just check into the hospital?

In all fairness:

I’ve never felt the temptation of lipo until right now. I HATE that armpit fat.

Cos no one wants to stay in a hospital. Having spent long periods of time in a hospital, no matter how nice, it’s still sucks.

Hospitals are hella boring

From my 7th month of pregnancy on I couldn’t feel my fingers. I could move them just fine but you could’ve chopped one off and I wouldn’t feel it. I regained feeling when my kid was 5 months old or so.

My sister had a really lovely “lip liner” appear during her pregnancy. It went away right after she gave birth which was a bummer because it looked so nice

I didn’t know this happened until I saw a friend of a friend with a super swollen nose. I was baffled. She also had carpal tunnel from the pregnancy? Everything about pregnancy sounds painful and uncomfortable ha.

I keep seeing that people are like all over Beyonce for her swollen lips, like she got injections. They did the same thing to Kim Kardashian. I don’t get it. It didn’t happen to me, but the swelling in the lips and nose (which both of them have/had swollen noses, too!) happened to my twin sister and is so common in

Kanye deleted his Twitter and Instagram accounts.

“That’s just X being X” is the entertainment industry equivalent of “bless his heart.”

But you’ve made significant contributions by keeping up our flagging spirits with your seemingly inexhaustible collection of Sebastian Stan GIFs!