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Fuck, *I* would be, too. O_O

Holy wow, his ex-wife must be terrified of him.

America...what a country!

He thinks taking a few supplements can cure Ebola??? Fuck that.

Looks like the toxin with him IS masculinity. ;)

True. Gorgeous locks on that one.

Kato’s always had much prettier hair.

Imagine following health advice from this person

I’m getting a hint of Kato Kaelin.

Hey...they are alternate doctors.

*cringe*

In the same monologue, he claimed to have begun trying to rid his body of “toxins,” chief among them the mind-controlling, “IQ-crushing” fluoride, which Jones and other conspiracists have argued for years is put in the water supply to dumb us all down

The dude-bro version of Gwyneth Paltrow, this one. I wonder if he steams his scrot.

Cannot unsee.

I am disturbed by how much Dr. Group resembles Joni Mitchell.

Chiropractor: a twelve-letter word for “someone who is not a doctor who wants you to think he’s a doctor.”

I am so disgusted by the thought of Alex Jones needing male vitality and the idea of him having a colon cleanse I’m going to vomit forever.