Welp if her plans to become president come to fruition, you will definitely see how amazing she is : ) watch out for the curly haired Latinx with a killer grin in your voting booth in about 27 years lol.

Tyvm I am adding it to my reading list!

Vomit x infinity @ “vital essence”

Ann Coulter and her buddy the kiddy diddler are all kinds of nope.

And you are correct in your expectations. Only through copious amounts of consensual groping and gross secks can one obtain Neon Fuckninja status.

Lol! It’d be funny with like a perspective thing like no one could see them shrink but him or everyone else saw but he couldn’t.

Haha! My husband and I have like... a pretty extensive repertoire of dirty songs we’ll shout out to each other lol. We are big fans of uh... like r&b secksy times. Lol. The 80s/90s/00s were rife with these as we grew up!

Well, I’m an awkward chubby lady so it wasn’t exactly that... lol. But I got the general point across.

I honestly don’t know if I can say good has come of it. The best I can do is feel neutral to some I suppose but there’s too much icky and bad and terrible and creepy.

So like every. single. other. thing. that comes out of his mouth, it’s nothing but deceitful balderdash!!

Three sex creeps on one cover seems like overkill.

Germany is for sure on that list. He hates women.

I started doing that when my daughter looked at one a couple years ago and asked very bluntly why they used a fake photo of Michelle Obama. It was a very very large woman’s body with Obama’s head photoshopped on meant to be fat shamy basically saying “look at the first lady! Ew she let herself go!” Amazing to do that…

I can see why she deserves the “former”.

This is never ever going to get old for me.

Clearly the guy that runs this rag and the president and his team thought this was a good idea... But why?

That’s good ol American ingenuity!

What do people think nice big ol butts are made from? And boobs at that? If you want bodily uncanny valley style “perfection” I suggest the rude dickwads ensure they have the flow for surgical enhancements of a person they can manipulate into doing it. But the bottom line is simple, if you don’t like it, don’t look!

I also like my buns touched.

Don’t forget, he married Aaliyah illegally when she was FIFTEEN. The marriage was annulled because they lied and said she was 18. That was before the peepee tape, iirc?