Mayo is the usual but undercooked chicken is also good. I also enjoyed Desus & Mero’s “uncooked biscuit” description of Bill O’Reilly. Seems to fit a lot of old white guys tbh.

The blunts and snacks are always plural though.

I will always have a spot for you Petty Cakes and I’ll hear none of your hogwash!

To be fair, just because he’s not talking about it publicly, doesn’t mean he’s sitting on his hands, nor do his comments suggest he isn’t helping the resistance. The resistance is well known for being comprised of many newcomers to politics. Seems to me his plan sounds very much apart of resisting. He’s also had an…

Na you’re good. MW backs you up. Extreme emphasis needed when comparing president fuck nugget to PBO.

+1

Also, don’t forget, that it briefly made his building the tallest(but not really).

I, for one, hereby invite you to all my social gatherings forever.

This is amazing thankssss!

“Well, he did stress that he feels good about, you know, things, given the state of...things. “I have to say that there’s a reason why I’m always optimistic when things look like they’re sometimes not going the way I want,” said Obama. “And that is because of young people like this.””

This story sounds incredibly fishy. It’s not below a trump to lie about something that is unbecoming.

Yeah almost wondering if this is a troll?

Pity that she lacks the curiosity to discover why she’d react in such a way if she truly believed it was the right thing.

I had a moment of genuine wanting to help her, because she was on the young side like 21ish, and I had MOSTLY (not totally, because I couldn’t repair the fact that she was dumb as rocks) turned her sister to the dark side, aka “using coherent logic” although she was still religious. My daughter liked her and she was…

What an “equivalency”.

We can always rely on Satanists to bring in logic and reason into these religious quagmires and I love it.

The woman that gave me (and my half sister up) who’s had several abortions, 9 husbands, and two children she didn’t even keep, not to mention various fraud issues etc, was still tangentially in my life and I was lectured on my lack of morality (apparently being sans religion means inherent lack of morals) at every…

Ugh yes

Gross. Libraries have always been a source of strength and sanctity for me.

Hell-raising harlots!