My garbage bible thumping mother that gave me up to her parents unfortunately still had a minor presence in my life once every few years and when camera phones first came out she was bragging about hers at a meet up my grandma and I had with her at a truck stop. I asked to look at it and she enthusiastically said sure…

Even more accurate

*many problems

Yes yes to all of that unfortunately

The only time I wash my feet is if I’ve done something gross like go shopping all day in flip flops and they get black from all the parking lot walking.

You can dispute allegations without disparaging another party.

My husband would’ve done that too. I do believe showing off the thing + making me cringe/mad = hilarious to him.

Different family members, strongly seconded.

Yeah yes exactly that. Personal responsibility is an endangered human trait.

I personally get a horrific cringe feeling when the alleged abuser comes out saying “they’re putting this out there to gain something/be vindictive” shit. That feels red flaggy to me.

I like the song. Lick my balls.

Oh shit that’s even worse than the 9/11 thing IMO ick ick ick

+1

They would grow to be evil 100%

Ewwwww I didn’t know about the truther thing *crinnngggeeee*

IT’S BRAD’S BABY

I was excited about this detail and had assumed dude used a debit card or something.

This

I can go days without leaving my house! I thought that sounded so reachy.