Even Chester is not doing it unless I’m the only person who still refers to pedos as chesters.... lol. I feel for that cat, it’s practically abuse. And for you, because it’s your mom.

So you’re saying hand out mass amounts of olive garden gift cards, shiny things and maybe cigarettes and Hennessey on election morning to Trump lovers and see how the day goes? I LIKE THIS PLAN

Until, you did, of course.

Ooorrrr poppers!

These GOP dipshits are the ones that use this and similar phrasing CONSTANTLY (i.e. Sharron Angle, Sarah Palin, etc). Including people in prison now for actually carrying out those threats (no matter how pathetically *cough* Bundy’s *cough*). To see them try to backtrack, they are the biggest most bigly pussies out…

You realize you just put a label on millions while complaining about labeling millions.

I was grossly unaware of this trend! Who knew my reddened, burning, screaming for lotion pasty flesh was so highly coveted.

Gotta keep those profit margins high!

Do people really act like that at fancy parties, too? Because wow it sounds ghetto as hell for something in a place that us unwashed masses aren’t ever a party to.

My 6 year old has clothes sized from a 6x to a 12 and everything in between and nothing ever seems to fot perfectly except dresses! Even leggings sizes change with brands. There’s always a lot of exchanging clothes or buying clothes in bigger sizes than she needs because of this.

Is it a conspiracy to make our thighs burn with the fire of a thousand suns?

Target, like many stores, can have weird ass sizing. Some things I need a L and others a 2xl. In my brain that feels incorrect but it’s that way at every store, even for just t-shirts! It’s annoying. Why haven’t we standardized this for once and for all!?

I’ve seen so much buttcheek this year. Not that I gaf, if I was severalllllllll pounds lighter and with another human’s legs I’d wear them, too. But there is def a shorter shorts than has ever been sold type thing going on, I do believe. Luckily my DNA blessed Puerto Rican daughter can rock the hell out of some short…

I don’t really understand what’s wrong with wanting those things?

Those are the women who either believe the nonsense drivel about feminists from men/mra types or... nope, can’t think of any other reason other than stupidity.

She probably needs to get rid of every single human in her life and find new ones. People tend to stick around toxic people because it’s more comfortable and easy than making waves.

Is that shit hereditary because got damn her parents are also screwed up?

LOL Kris had to come in and lecture?! She didn’t give enough of a shit while they were married? Godddddd these fucking rich people, man.

The moment was her cover story in that one piece thingy (haha sorry don’t know what it’s called) where she looked great! Wow! She’s amazing! And then she opened her god damned mouth and you realized she still was a rich white dude, despite living her gender truth. Like damn Caitlyn way to let your celebrity go to…