That first gif... the way she recoils makes me feel things in my throat.

But will she still have long red hair?

Literally, just last night (or this AM) my alcoholic BIL kicked me and my kids and his brother out on the street, threw our shit out, kids barefoot and everything, during a drunken tirade. We were staying the night because a rolling blackout murdered our a/c (I’m in PHX). We had no where else to go and had to be in my…

Yeah that statement was a big old red flag imo who the fuck says that?

She’s living her best life and I feel like a fat, boring, lump on a log now.

Meredith?

Lol slateeeeeee.

I had a lame boyfriend named Troy when I was 18 that confirms this theory.

Eesh my condolences

Also, see: fucking with Russians.

This.

My reaction was kinda like... damn I think they probably put all the best parts in the trailer and that’s it.

“In addition, candidates for federal office are not required to debate. History teaches that it is speculative at best to assume that the leading candidates would agree to share the stage with candidates enjoying only scant public support.”

HOLY SHIT. I want from thinking Trump was a toddler to a middle school girl with that kinda dramatic shade. Damn, I can’t believe there’s people out there that admire and revere this shithead.

Hahaha that’s what the GOP wants America to do. Sigh and resign to vote for them a la “yeah okay whatever just be home by dark”.

Yes!

+1 for Phil Hartman/NewsRadio

Of course he would! He’s petty as fuck like that.

I missed this! Wat?!

That was my go-to move for when I wanted to spend the night at friend’s houses. Before asking I’d start packing my stuff and my guardian would be like what’s up and I’d be like oh yeah Sarah asked me to stay the night. She’d say oh okay, and never realize I never actually asked permission. There’s something wrong…