I am hating hard on your goodies right now, but also happy you’re living your best life right meow.

Modelo Especial & late night HBO ftw

Well, to be fair, I hate like all gummyish, fruityish type of candy. I wouldn’t have known the difference lol

I chuckled at the jade helm because I forgot that was a thing and how stupid that thing was. Why don’t the people that say “Obama is going to take over right meow!” and then never does, ever get called out for how wrong wrong wrong they are?

Perfect. A great example of how all the people that demand guns the most need their mental health checked the most. It’s not normal or healthy to think you need an arsenal to protect the average home in the US. Universal background and mental health checks for all.

This. Dream vs. Reality disconnect. Fuck.

“It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.”

Constructive critic in question:

I’m not racist, but...

This.

Oh but this lady must, or she’s just gonna burst! She couldn’t let all this immorality go on, she had to take a stand!

But don’t you know that coral lipstick and a tasteful brown blazer are all the fucking rage? I bet this lady leaves lipstick on her teeth alllllll fucking day and no one tells her because she’s a raging dick.

Meeeeee....toooooo...jshuuahhsiasjdhdiaisn!!!!!!!!!!!

8 pm service and wine? What kind of lush whore are you?! An appropriate night on the town for this commenter would be the 7 am & 10 am service followed by 1 pm iced tea and potluck at Barb’s house while they talk shit about the other women’s slutty church outfits. Home for a dinner of saltine crackers, red jello and a…

Bahahaha yessss

And it’s people like this person who wrote in, that think EVERYTHING they don’t like or agree with is a personal slight, that are fucking ruining this country.

DUDEEEEEE I took a screenshot to text to my bff because that looks like some AWKWARD ass hand holding.

Devon Sawa 4 eva