LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS.

Yeah, I once complained to my principal during my very brief teaching career about inappropriate comments from others and his advice boiled down to, "Have you tried not having such big boobs?" but in subtler language. basically, though I was wearing super conservative clothes, you could still see that I had boobs, so…

This advice is like all the other advice to women for sling with men: don't want to be harassed on the street? Cover your legs, slut! Don't want to have a man drug you and rape you? Stop going to bars, lush, and certainly don't go to the bar in a short skirt or talk to a guy in that slutty way you have. Want to be…

If I had breasts I would name them 19th and Title VII. If a guy couldn't figure out what those referenced then they weren't allowed to see them. Just a way to keep out the riff raff.

What's wrong with paying an intern? They're still working for you, and you can't pay your rent with experience. Tech companies at least tend to pay their interns, and pay them well. When I worked at SGI back in 1998 (I'm an old) interns were paid $20/hr. At my current company they're paid, and the company pays for…

Or maybe companies should just start calling these folks volunteers instead.

Guys, let's just be honest here.

THAT DRESS IS BEAUTIFUL.

Here's the 911 dispatcher (left), the robbed bride (right), and the dress (center, obvs).

If men get the idea across that men need abortion clinics, too, then maybe they'll stay open. It's like that famous SNL joke:

True Story: I was tweeting during Wendy Davis' filibuster and Mark Ruffalo retweeted me. I screamed so loudly my cat fell off the couch.

Lolita: One of the most oft referenced and least understood texts, evar.

I said it before, and I'll say it again: Ghibli is the only animation studio that has strong, leading female characters worth remembering. And it's been since the goddamn beginning. From Nausicaa:

Then I realized that “female mechanic” is classic Minority Feisty.

Imma let you finish, but Cool Runnings is the best movie of all time.

Sexism aside (because others have covered it well)- I HATE the "You can do anything, even if you aren't particularly suited for it!" narrative. I'm all for trying a variety of activities and giving it your all, but sometimes we just aren't going to be the best. We need more movies that show us that we can get respect…

I think you're a tool.

It's kind of the pinnacle of male entitlement, isn't it? 'You mean, a stripper might not want my semen on her body?'

If men had periods, I think they would have been totally made into something cool and a super masculine thing to have instead. Like, "Dude, Mike's flow is so heavy, he's such a bad ass!" or if you leaked and got the stain on your pants you'd be all like "Shit, dudes, what can I say, these tampons can not even…