While I have exactly negative-200 interest in seeing the adaptation of Fifty Shades (HOW ARE YOU GOING TO ADAPT THAT INTO A FILM?! THERE IS NO PLOT. THERE IS ONLY PORN.), I really cannot drum up interest in Sam Taylor-Johnson.

I don't understand the outrage at the implication that cats kill things. I totally have a little furry serial killer of my own in my house, and while I still 'ick' every time I have to scoop up a little mole carcass in a plastic bag, I must admit that I find my cat to be pretty badass.

I have the fortune (I say that both seriously—because I'm lucky enough to have any job at all—and sarcastically—because, well.) of working in retail, and I can tell you this is a very, very common occurrence. Our mannequins are built to fit clothes between a 2 and a 0 (which roughly translates to an XS), and even…

...Is it bad that I read the title and automatically assumed this was something a brony dreamed up in his fanfiction?

He doesn't like skinheads and neo-Nazis, though, because "they don't advocate a positive message."

....That's charming.

Meh. I'm not really seeing a reason to get too judge-y with the kid. Don't get me wrong, I don't think I'd ever let my kid leave the house dressed like that, but I don't think it's that bad. Of course, I grew up in a small school full of rednecks, so I might have become a tad desensitized to the subject of…

Long ago, when I was still taking art classes, I had to be explained the different proportions for sketching fashion models. This could be incorrect information, but I was explained that the models needed to be 9-10 heads tall (versus the 6-7 average as you noted) to compensate for the average height of the model,…

I honestly don't even care if this is real or not. If it is real, I want meet this chick so we can bond in our colorful use of epithets (she had me at "YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS," personally). If it's not real, I still want to meet the person who wrote this because they've clearly got an untapped market in comedy…