Oh, you’re right on the sizing. I generally don’t distinguish between 473/500 ml, but I totally got my oz to ml conversion messed up. Stupid fluid ounces. Maybe tallboy is more common on the east coast?

I’m going to continue to use Crack & Cheese with my grand-daughter. She’s 4 and knows nothing about what crack is. I use it at lunch to get her to eat. I told her it stands for butt crack. She’s difficult with food and it gets her to eat a full portion and giggle while she’s doing it.

This form of legal racial discrimination is creeping north, I see. A lot of bars in my college town (Wilmington, NC) pulled shit like this. And, unsurprisingly, it was always selectively enforced.

The short answer is that, because of the center axle, there’s not enough weight over the drive axle (the rear axle).

Actually you answered your own question. Tires are one of the most important features on any car. When you swapped the tires out on your Toyobaru and saw massive gains you proved just how important they really are.

Yeah Netflix probably should’ve just done that.

a huge greasy pumpkin sitting in the middle of the high tech finery.

Because definitive is more like “the 20% fee replaces tipping practices and ensures fair remuneration and work benefits for our skilled wait staff”.

Wife: They’re having a 2-for-1 happy hour special at... 

Based on the above, it appears Mercedes may be attempting to do the world a favor and kill all those who pick the illuminated star.

IT WAS A COP!!!

“My guess he/she was born after 1985 and felt entitled to not have to deviate his/her path.”

Lol, no, no it’s not.  

Yeah, how dare a pedestrian feel entitled to use a crosswalk! Those things are for cars to sit in.

And by blocking the crosswalk and violating the Americans with Disablities Act, you’re also subject to a citizens arrest.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

I have a big problem with left and right. I really have to think about it. My wife will tell me to turn left, and I’ll put the right blinker on almost every time. We have come up with a solution to that problem though - “blinker up/blinker down”.

On a $500 Jeep it’s rust.  On a 1914 Indian, it’s patina.

This is bullshit. I tried to get Audi to call the next R8 the “Roadfucker,” but all I got was fired.

Even if this graph weren’t transphobic it would still need to be burned with fire for the heinous crime of having 5 be the midpoint of the X-axis and 6 be the midpoint of the Y-axis.