Your automotive blog? I don't see your name on it, nyah-nyah.

Not if you're an LGBT person who, I don't know, wants the right to visit their husband/wife in the hospital in an emergency. Or who wants them covered by their insurance. Or who wants full parental rights over their kids.

1. Caring about who people sleep with is an entirely different issue than,

Fuck YOU.

What the heck has this got to do with cars?

Wow. I am astounded at the anger that so many posters express whenever Jalopnik posts anything related to LGBT issues.

It's not a pointless topic. It's very consequential to people's lives. But this legitimate concern is wasted on people like you—who seem to have no empathy for those unlike you.

Don't be fucking stupid.

Yes it absolutely does. Racism is not only an American issue.

Jeremy Clarkson may be a monumental ass and may be a racist, but he isn't stupid. He's not dumb enough to use a racial slur with that kind of baggage. He might have used a racial slur recently, but that one was really obscure and I was surprised anyone even knew what it was. And he apologized (in his own, twisted, PR…

I am a whiny effen bitch but my car is indigo not blue. Let's not do colors injustice here.

We just got a new Forester. I can already hear myself: "I will turn this car around RIGHT now, drive through the woods and desert and a few creeks, and take you home!"

Give him something a bit better.

The answer, of course, is another car.

Possibly. It sounds like a cash grab, because honestly most people would just be grateful that they WERE rescued. But since we don't know the entire situation it's not unfeasible that they kinda dicked off about it. Hell they own that they didn't think anyone was alive in the car, so they may have taken their time…

You don't want to see their ad celebrating the beauty of turbocharging. Think Equine Centipede, except with just one horse.

I am sickened by this. The lady being "deeply traumatized" is putting it mildly.

Yep, I will have to keep driving my crappy S Class, my life fucking sucks.

Douchiest, most annoying, offensive ad ever. This ad convinced me that GM does not deserve another chance. I can't believe that they think this piece of shit ad was a good idea. The type of dumbfucks I would imagine that an ad like this would appeal to would be the pickup truck IQ of 85 variety and I have never seen…

If we're honest, a Scion tC is a "sporty" car. Notice the "Y", which stands for "Y am I even alive?"