I simply couldn’t resist

I was gonna make a snarky comment about how Trumpkins will try to tie this all to Hillary, but fuck it, I don’t have the energy. Gene Wilder is dead and everything sucks.

I think you’re being overly-generous.

Ok, so speaking of celebrities at Disneyland- one time I met Zachary Levi there, and he was quite possibly the NICEST human ever and he took a picture and was basically one hundred percent chill. Then I saw him later, and he gave me a head nod, unprompted, like a “Hey, I remember earlier today when you got all sweaty…