What strikes me so strangely about this pairing is that Taylor seems as though she’s about 16 - that’s how her music reads, that’s how her style reads, that’s how her beautiful baby face reads. Tom, on the other hand, comes across as a grown-ass man. How much of this perception is sexism and unconscious bias, I…

Such try. I never thought I’d say this but #teamcalvin. Calvin Harris is probably really dumb but like, COME ON TOM.

So much Try Hard.

I hate this picture with the fire of a thousand suns.

Damn son, the Noblesse Oblige is strong in this one.

Yes.

Calvin WHO? whats his last name, should realize it wasn’t mad love. His contract is expired.

“Every baby is a blessing”

I haven’t seen him around lately, but in his honor...

That’s the thing I really can’t understand—isn’t the possibility of autism a small price to pay to have a child that is otherwise healthy and ALIVE?? (never mind that vaccines don’t even cause autism)

She almost looks like she could be the older version of this person.

Good morning, lovelies.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

OH GOOD YOU FIXED ME.

Happy-go-fuck yourself, sir.

Great. Now rapists can claim, with precedence, that if they’re premature ejaculators, they deserve less prison time because it was so short and no one had a satisfactory orgasm.

Takes a lot less than 20 minutes to kill someone, and you don’t see murderers trying to pull this excuse.